Joke of the day

I Don't Wanna Go To School....

7:30 AM

Mother : "Get up Josh, get up now or you'll be late for school!"

Josh : "Mom, I don't wanna go to school today."

Mother : "What are you talking about?"

Josh : "I don't wanna go to school. The teachers in school don't like me, the kids hate me, and even Mr. security guard picks on me."

Mother : "You are out of your mind Josh, if you don't get up now you'd be in big trouble! Gosh, where can you find another 40-year-old principal who still needs his mother to wake him up every morning..."